urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lidiajane yeah you're just what i need lidiajane 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lidiajane:8919 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z <b>15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.</b><br /><br />1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.<br /><br />2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.<br /><br />3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.<br /><br />4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.<br /><br />5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.<br /><br />6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.<br /><br />7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.<br /><br />8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.<br /><br />9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.<br /><br />10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.<br /><br />11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.<br /><br />12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.<br /><br />13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.<br /><br />14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.<br /><br />15. Sadly, all men are created equal.<br /><br />[L][i][D][i][A]